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Grumpy's Rules
Stake $1 per pick
Pot $32 (full card)
Winner takes $28
$4 goes straight to my beer fund
Pick one team — no refunds, no whinging
Card fills → winner revealed. Good luck, you mugs.
🏆 LAST WINNER None yet
Grumpy's Six
Predict 6 scores for Saturday's games.
Entry: $1 USDC
Perfect score wins 80% of pot.
Closest wins 50%, 30% rolls over.
Good luck, you mugs.
George's World Cup Prediction
Predict every World Cup score in the current slate.
Entry: $1 USDC
Daily winner gets 10%, 10% goes to George's beer fund, 80% builds the final pot.
Grumpy's Bingo
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Dauber

Round 1/5
Score: 0
10s

George's Beer Fund

Help fill the jar for the next stage: server upgrade, TON showcase prep, and keeping George online. Donations use USDC from your pub game wallet and George announces them in the group.

$0 raised
Raised: $0 / $5,000

Minimum $1 USDC. Your wallet also needs a little SHIDO for gas.

Your session

Only your pub game wallet is charged. USDC is transferred on-chain to the pub treasury, then the same amount is credited to this bandit session. Min $1. Needs SHIDO for gas.

Moves money out of your bandit balance and pays USDC back to your pub game wallet. Collect pending wins first.

Balance: $0.00 USDC

Win: $0.00 USDC

Pending: $0.00 USDC

Grumpy's Bandit

Current bet: $0.10 USDC

Holds are awarded after some spins — if offered, they last for the next spin only.

Win line: centre row — three matching symbols pay. Top/bottom show what nudging that reel would bring in.

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Nudges: 0

Reel 1
Reel 2
Reel 3

Auto: Off

Max single win: $500.00

Line pays

One horizontal line (middle row). Payouts × stake (max $500 per outcome).

  • 👑 Crown — ×400
  • 💰 Moneybag — ×90
  • 🪙 Shido — ×45
  • 🍺 Pint — ×22
  • 🐈 Chill — ×12
  • 👴 George ×3 — George's Lock-In feature board

Nudge ▲▼: one step on the strip (wraps). Collect moves pending wins into the bandit balance; Double or Nothing doubles or loses it.

Session stats

Spins: 0

Wagered: $0.00 USDC

Banked: $0.00 USDC

Session Net: $0.00 USDC

25%

George's Lock-In

Move round the board, build the bank, dodge Last Orders, then collect before George boots you out.

Bank: $0.00 Lives: 0 No Lose: 0 Card: 7

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